i ate my twin in the womb
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I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.
— Natalie Portman (via dulcetive)
“money doesn’t buy happiness”
let me test this hypothesis
It’s really cute when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
The term “Ladyboner”