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Maya. Portland, OR

joulesofmia:

i ate my twin in the womb

I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.

— Natalie Portman (via dulcetive)

fakeyouout:

“money doesn’t buy happiness”

let me test this hypothesis

mailorderwife:

It’s really cute when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

The term “Ladyboner”